Here's the latest of the MJ jokes.
How do you know when it's bed time at the Neverland Ranch?
-When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why are Michael Jackson's pants so tight?
-Cause they ain't his.
Why does Michael Jackson like 29 year olds?
-Cause there's twenty of them.
Why does Michael call little boys on the phone?
-So he can reach out and touch someone.
