What do you call a guy with a 1 inch penis?
Justin
Thursday, April 16, 2009
When you say nothing at all ...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Lutheran?
- Someone who comes to your door and doesn't say anything.
- Someone who comes to your door and doesn't say anything.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
The $100 Bill
A man was walking in the mall and stopped by a tattoo parlor and decided to get $100 bill tattooed to his penis. When he got home he showed it to his wife who asked why he would do such a thing?
The man replied, "There are three reasons."
1. "I like to watch my money grow."
2. "I like to play with my money."
3. "Now you don't have to go to the mall when you want to blow my money."
The man replied, "There are three reasons."
1. "I like to watch my money grow."
2. "I like to play with my money."
3. "Now you don't have to go to the mall when you want to blow my money."
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