Friday, January 28, 2005

Recent Jokes

My co-workers are totally awesome and totally good for a few jokes now and then. Here's the latest.

What do you call a gay bar with no stools?
-A fruit stand

What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
-When you put in a load in the washer it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What do you call a gay man with the shits?
-A juicy fruit

What do soy and a dildo have in common?
-They're both meat substitutes.

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