The Bishop

A new Bishop came to town and after he was settled in he decided to go visit a church downtown. So the Bishop started out on his walk downtown and out from the side street a hooker jumps out and says, "Hey Father, how about a blow job, $25." The Bishop is dumbfounded and just keeps walking. As he gets downtown another hooker jumps out at him and says, "Hey Father, how bout a quickie, only $15." The Bishop is not sure what is being offered and politely refuses; he decides it is time to return home. When the Bishop returns to the rectory Sister Mary is sweeping the steps, he stops her and asks, "Sister ... ah ... what is a quickie?" Sister Mary replies, "$15, Same as downtown."